I'm standing at the Baskin & Robbin counter trying to stop tears falling from my eyes as I tell the man serving me when I say "extra caramel" I mean EXTRA caramel! A few hours before I arrived at the o2 to watch the Captain America trilogy I received a rejection email from a job I really wanted. If they could have run a line into my arm and pumped caramel directly into my blood even then I might have been happy. I didn't even want to be at the cinema! I wanted to be sobbing uncontrollably into my mother's bosom. But come on! It's Chris Evans in close fitting clothes for over 400 minutes. There's no reason to miss that.
Read moreMy 8ful Problems With The Hateful Eight
Something aint clean in the water. The water being Mr Quentin Tarantino’s latest film The Hateful Eight and the “aint clean” referring to the never-ending list of problems I had with this picture. I’ve condensed that long list to just 8 points because firstly who has time and secondly I thought it would be cute. My issues with the film are unfortunate as they overshadow what is otherwise an awesome mystery with a great plot twist. It’s like a post American civil war Murder She Wrote and Samuel L Jackson’s Angela Lansbury.
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