Since the announcement last weekend, I’ve been in formation along with the rest of the BeyHive in preparation for the Lemonade World Premiere on HBO. I wore my Ivy Park all day and got my soul ready to have my edges peeled clean off by the only Queen I acknowledge. Alas this was never meant to be because when HBO announces a World Premiere Event, what they really mean is an American Premiere. You know, cos the whole world lives in America. Instead of getting my life, I spent half an hour crying hysterically while trying and failing to find a link that worked then settled on watching the Beyonce’s art on Periscope. Watching Lemonade on Periscope was akin to watching it on a Nokia 5110.  It was the most unpleasant Beyonce experience I’ve ever had and it’s not Beyonce’s fault (could it ever be?) I rest sole responsibility at the feet of HBO and International Broadcasting in general.